#Am I funny yet

[cosmic-seer]

Im pretty sure this is how it’s gonna go

[leeyztb]

b!tches be like, "can't stand her fake ass"

10 minutes later, "me and the bestie!"

[arkiwii]

i have the cognitive capacity of a goldfish

[keikeichi123456]

zosan streamer au except theyre both faceless and both unknowing fans of each other’s online personas, kinda like a miraculous ladybug situation

zoro and sanji know each other irl and they HATE each other even though luffy is their mutual friend, they had terrible first impressions of each other and well, let’s just say some nasty things were said from both sides

meanwhile, sanji is a huge fan of zoro’s stream persona and zoros a huge fan of sanji’s stream persona

their fans want them both to collab, so they set up a collab using their online personalities and when they collab, their popularity skyrockets because of the shippers (of course)

sanji finds zoro’s online personality really fun to talk to and vice versa so they start getting closer and closer, eventually delving into just pure flirting

zoro eventually brings up the prospect of meeting irl cuz its obvious that theyre both into each other

sanji has a conundrum cuz he doesn’t known this man irl or what he even looks like

he knows that the man is kind, patient, and unassumingly funny. for some reason, behind the wall of online anonymity, sanjis able to open up about his past, his trauma, his inner turmoil, and his family. the stranger listens intently and somehow always find the right things to say. he finds himself falling in love with this stranger, this faceless man

he knows that falling in love shouldnt be this easy, this painless, but sanjis life had been nothing but pain and grit, maybe, just maybe, he can have something easy for once, something he doesnt need to claw, scream, and beg for

then, sanji and zoro finally arrange a meeting (more like a date) and see each other for the first time

they both freeze, zoro stares in shock and sanji stares in horror

of course things would never be that easy, he was a fool to ever think that things would go his way for once. of course the man that he fell in love with was the man that also hated him all along

it was fun while it lasted.

zoro wasnt even able to open his mouth before sanji ran, so fast that zoro had no way to follow him (no, it wasn’t cuz he got lost, sanji was just fast okay?!)

he tries his best to contact sanji but sanji is radio silent: absolutely no word from him, not even luffy knows where he is

zoro stops and thinks for the first time in a probably a decade, he talks to luffy, he talks to usopp and they all agree that the next best thing to do is to make a public video basically asking sanji to please text him back (it was luffys idea that usopp encouraged and zoro reluctantly follows along cuz well, luffy said it would work so it must)

they film a low-budget, low-quality video where zoro is just on his knees saying please please please over and over again, the description says “please call me curly lets talk 🥺👉🏼👈🏼”

(usopp wrote the description, luffy directed the video, if it was anyone else, zoro might have thought they were setting him up but he trusts them wholeheartedly)

it gets posted on his main channel and it goes viral cuz its so primally stupid and relatable, zoro basically exposes himself as the really popular faceless streamer but fans are NOT disappointed cuz the man is FINE AS HELL

it ends up on sanjis feed while hes in the middle of doomscrolling and crying to nami and robin and they all just see sanjis crush begging him for attention, they look at each other and look at the video again

nami, ever the voice of reason, basically forces sanji to text him at least. zoro made sanji happy and it would be a disservice to sanji if he just let that slip away without a fight

they talk it out, end up actually meeting face to face and they find that their chemistry is electric and sanji begins to hope again

in the end, they make a video together showing their faces and reveal their relationship to their fans and the shippers go wild

tldr

zosan: im falling in love with oomf???

[sheep-turtles-and-pizza]

A case of missing glasses

I plead guilty ✋ 😔

[fr4nc1sss]

in the belly of am. straight up "jorking it" . and by "it" , haha , well. let's justr say. man made horrors beyond my comprehension.

[dragons-of-ara]

This is basically the plot of TotK, right?

[supernovaniamh]

Me fr fr

[sixdollarsrimp]

"gen-z is trying to cancel eminem!!!" bro he's literally dead fym

[irodethecyclone]

[mysticallilac]

harrowhark 'but i don't even remember about you most of the time' nonagesimus to harrowhark 'i cannot conceive of a universe without you in it' nonagesimus is the prime example of what happens after you start simping for girlies with bad rizz (gideon)

[tampon-eater]

Genres of Will Wood songs:

- I’m Just A Silly Little Guy. Just A Funky Lil Dude. Just Some Boogie Woogie

- There Is Something Wrong With Me (Anguished)

- There Is Something Wrong With Me (Delighted)

- Society™️

- Villain Pyschology

- God Damn I Do A Lot Of Drugs

[niko-mesu-the-dragon-dog]

have silly meme while i take fucking ages to finish one(1) sketch

[lilcathsmith]

Love watching CSI because no matter how bad my day is going, Sara Sidle and Nick Stokes are always having a worse one

[i-amyou]

You are Water.

Water stands independent of wave. It was before a wave came to be, it is after the wave subsides, and it'll be for as long as the wave is.

A wave on the other hand, cannot be without water. It is water.

That water (awareness/that) is your true nature. The wave (an appearance) is this body you think yourself to be.

So you are never not Awareness. THAT. Consciousness. You're always that. No matter what you believe yourself to be.

No self realisation exists because there is nothing to realise, only to remember and Be.

'I want' is a thought of limitation itself, if you're water (THAT) and know no wave (no appearance) stands independent of you what is left to want? The moment you incline towards 'I want' you are limiting yourself to the person.

'I want'-> Is of the person. (Illusion)

'I am' -> is of your true nature. The knowing. That nothing is independent of you, while you yourself are independent of it all.

You Exist. Is the TRUTH.

Everything else is just a byproduct of that truth, an appearance. This so called physical body's existence is as unreal and unbelievable as existence of Elves and Voldemort and unicorns..etc.

You ARE. Therefore everything (although illusory) is.

That's about this episode of Coffee with the one who's not you. Subscribe for more(please don't)

[pinkalineprowess]

Very quick and random sketch... it's a ship dynamic that I made up for them lol

(Pls dun repost or steal)